I just got back from District 9. I was watching it with a friend I haven't seen in nearly 10 years. It was an amazing film. But! But partway through, the people behind us started talking. It was a young couple - well into their 20s - and it seems like the guy was explaining the movie to the girl. It was like a DVD commentary for stupid people. Seriously.

So my friend, God bless her, turns and politely says, Can you please be quiet? And they were for the most part. Fair enough. But when she did, I guess my friend accidentally kicked the guy in front of her. And the guy didn't say anything! For the whole movie! Until the lights went up! And then the swearing began and the middle fingers flew.

I realized something at that moment. I haven't been in a fight - and I mean a real fight - since high school. I thought to myself, I'm going to have to fight this dude.

And I realized at that moment, I would not have minded in the least.

A hero for our times:

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

No matter which side of the health care debate you come down on, you have to admit, comparing either side to Nazi's is over the line (I say that now, of course, before I get into an argument with someone whom I don't agree). So I say, "Hat's off, Barney Frank. Hat's off."

This is one of the last things Heath Ledger worked on before he died.

King Rat

This one is for Lord Loser...

Wednesday Cat Blogging!!!!

That's right, I've got a cat! For about a month. A friend of mine is out of town and I'm taking care of Kahlua (or however you spell it), and she's got the run of the apartment. Later on, I'll have less blurry, non-BlackBerry photos of her, doing what cats do best.

Stay tuned!

Another post! And it hasn't even been a month yet. This is from OldJewsTellingJokes.com.

Yeah, it's been a while. I've been busy with... stuff. So, to make up for it, here's some Green Onions.